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Hello. It's me. Yessiree! Crazy in so many ways.

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So today I woke up to the beautiful sound of diamonds falling on my bedroom floor. You see I sleep with hundreds of thousands of diamonds on my blanket. I like to keep myself surrounded by ...the finer things in life. Then my maid came in and gave me a morning Botox shots in three areas of my forehead, cheeks and of course behind my ears (adorned with custom made crystal earrings that would make Paris Hilton puke with jealousy) because even though I'm only 19, mama said, we must ensure that we never lose our fountain of youth. Mama knows best!

So I hit my super jet power shower for well...a power shower. All the while having three male models scrub me down! Starting the day like that will keep any girl on her toes! I don't eat breakfast because well, I don't eat. Who the hell have time for that crap anyways? Umm...Like Hell No I'm not gonna get fat. Thats worst than dying.

It's shopping day for my dog Puffin. It's his 3 week birthday after all. See, I'm a HUGE animal lover. It makes me look like a decent human being. I called up Cindy Conner. . She's like my best friend, except I'm way hotter. That girl is just so butt ugly but she has more money than Hollywood has fake tits. Anyways We go shopping for doggy outfits for Puffin, and not just outfits, hell we buy him his own mini mansion complete with doggy ovens. That's just how bad ass we are. Next we hit up the club and upon arriving I like to bend over to tie my shoes but oh what's this? I forgot my underwear...naughty me! Don't forget to check out my sex tape on youtube! Remember to rate, comment, and subscribe bitches! XOXO you know you love me!