List of things to do

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1. wake up- by doing this requires a very loud alarm clock which i have...set 30 Min's before i physically roll my body out of bed. for my amusement, if i am feeling particularly sunny i could strip the blanket off of my roommate's bed and throw her stuff animals at her head. then make a batch of whole grain muffins and set it sweetly on her desk like a sweet old grandma except my grandma would probably make soft rice or something very chinesey like fish.

2. class- in which i mean a place where i don't give a flying bird poop or two what the teacher is blabbering on and on like a broken record.

3. nap- If I made a list of top ten things that are orgasmic, napping would make #7.

4. read- goodness me! this surprisingly is harder than the four letter word sounds. after my nap i usually have around an hour or less to read about 60-70 pages of history. during this period however, my darling roommate will never fail to have also waken from her much longer and undoubtedly dreamier nap, to tell me about all her scary ass dreams about killers, clowns, and cotton balls and boyfriends and hookers..ect. and she'd go oh you don't understand liza, this was so scary i cried when i woke up, and i'm thinking oh sweetie but you don't understand, i have a gay professor and by gay i mean he looks like a french pig who will insist on giving me a quiz over these 70 pages of which i have read 4 and if you dont stop talking now i will cry. does that stop her? no. so i have now mastered the skill of pretending to acknowledge her without actually doing so by nodding my head every once in a while with some remarks of oh yea? i see...

5. meet up with my baby boo- usually the best part of the day because hes so darn cute and but during this time we will usually get into at least two small little disagreements if that's what you can call it. i am exhausted by this time of day and so is he so its bound to happen.

6. and it's too late to keep on writing so...until imma hit the sack and will be getting to this list very soon..