My silly cousin wrote this on his little blog and I had so much fun reading it..so, I will post it up on mine. And it goes like this:
Throughout these years I've learned much from my colleagues from work and those around me, most of these little lessons learned from just observing them and laughing at their mistakes. For most retarded people who have a hard time even reading English like me, they can learn from others effortlessly like I.
From my father, I've learned that a FOB is a FOB and a FOB will naturally presume that a planer........ is a knife sharpener.......so please, please keep ALL woodworking tools away from chinese people
From Nai Zeng, a FOB, I learned that confidence comes from within, because when a man dresses up like a medieval transvestite and still has the confidence to say that hes straight...........
From ting, my cousin, I have learned that one can still have a reckless drunken good time even after 7 shots evian bottled water
From Liza, my other cousin, I have learned that one can talk to someone on the cell even after 3 beers, falling off a hammock , and rolling several feet and still have the cellphone in your hands yapping away about the dirt in your mouth
From Blacky, my far-east FOB cousin, Deviried from liza I learned low cuts jeans will show MASSIVE crack!!! * STOP STARING LIZA*
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AHhhahaha!! This is so funny and very true! It makes me miss him. Good old' Chuck. Gosh, If I lack anything, it is certainly NOT in interestingly amusing family and friends.