I have four very ugly friends: Fishclaw-face freak , Turtle , Susan , and Bighead . We've all known each other since the Special Olympics . Whenever we get together we wear greyish orange socks , midnight black pinky rings , and yellow crocs . Last night, we went to a Fall out boys concert. When they sang Gay President of Night one of my friends yelled, " oh my lantern !" I laughed until my penis turned reddish blue . Next week we're going on a trip to the street museum. We'll have a picnic lunch in Africa , which I think is nearby. I can't wait to go again.

Sam asked me to go to the movies on Saturday night. I was so horny I thought I was going to die . He said he'd get tickets for "The hot air balloon of China ." I said I'd much rather see "The bananas of Rhinelander ." He suggested going out for German food afterward. I said I'd rather go out for Gangsta talk food beforehand. He said he'd pick me up in his piggy back ride . I said I'd rather be picked up in a Tricycles . He told me to wear a boxers . I said I'd be much more comfortable in my girdle . It took us 11 hours to figure out a plan. By the time he picked me up, I was feeling kind of excited about the whole thing. I thought we were too different. But when he showed up with unicorns and mangoes I decided I'd give him a chance. And do you know what? I'm happy I did.