I'm tired of feeling like a chicken . It's about time I get into beefy shape. After a breakfast of meatballs and Kimchi , I did 69 lap dancing's . Then I tried to touch my uterus with my pancreas . Next I bite in place 99 times for three hours six min's . By then, sweat, smelling of dog vomit , was streaming down my ears and onto the brownish red rug. I decided to take a -75 shower but the water came out teal . It was as refreshing as a bag of seagulls being dropped on me. I dried off, went outside, and rode 43 miles. By then I was so exhausted I pulled over to the nearest Mckee Library fell asleep on the front steps. When I woke up, it was time for a silly lunch. I ate more rotten tomatoes than a hippo could have eaten in 23,455 months. Back to the exercise mat.

HAHAHA I know this one is kinda nasty..