Ever start out a conversation with your next door neighbor's nephew about..ohh say, the weather perhaps? As you engage in talking about the delightful forecast; how the high of 75 is definitely the perfect temperature for basking about in the sunshine...you find yourself wondering way off topic, in fact, you end up gossiping about how Lucy's uncle Jose is actually an illegal immigrant who hides his money in a enormous burrito which he carries everywhere with him...to the local grocery, public library, pharmacy, Wal-Mart, and the cheap night club downtown. In fear that Mr. Poe, the banker would one day come after him with a cheese grader, Jose keeps his trusty burrito by his side day and night. Some say that between the beans and the rice, there lies a million dollars.

Then you move on to the fascinating story about how your great great grandmother became the first woman ever to professionally train a flock of pigeons to dance. The routine included many props such as a metal park bench, empty cup of coffee, and cigarette buds. This genius performance became such a hit, it later reached to Broadway..staring Ana Nicole Smith as a cigarette bud.

If you never had a conversation such as this, then you are a crossroad my friend. A crossroad between becoming an average Joe; a norm of society; all-in-all a completely unoriginal nobody, or you can choose to explore that soft grayish white goop in your skull, your brain, and find the humor in the absolute moment of being...Random.